A insult similar to Your mom gay, your dad's a lesbian, and your granny a tranny. Basically claiming someones's family is filled with homo-sexuals and "Un-desirables"
Josh : "Daniel Your mom Gay"
Daniel : "Your Dads a lesbian"
Josh : "Your Granny a tranny "
Daniel :"Your Grand-pap Trap"
Josh : "Dies a painful death then is immediately sent to hell'
Daniel : "Your Dads a lesbian"
Josh : "Your Granny a tranny "
Daniel :"Your Grand-pap Trap"
Josh : "Dies a painful death then is immediately sent to hell'
by danielmedez_big_nibb_2 March 16, 2018
The highly skilled female authority figure of the home where illicit drugs are made and/or distributed and sold. Often times, she is directly involved in the manufacture of the drugs.
Describes a former girlfriend who "learned how to cook crack, and she kind of did it so good that she made enough for the both of us. She knew how to stretch that s--t..." -- Fetty Wap
Describes a former girlfriend who "learned how to cook crack, and she kind of did it so good that she made enough for the both of us. She knew how to stretch that s--t..." -- Fetty Wap
by OhNoesDontDierxMePlz October 29, 2015
The effect of surprising an Asian lover with the "Shocker", immediately followed by a punch to the stomach. The unfortunate adventurer is trapped in a simultaneous vaginal- and anal-clinch.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
by Shocker55 September 24, 2009
A sexual act where you hide on the side of the dollar general on Riverside Drive until your cousin comes running by then you drop kick them and start blowing them.
by Paper Mills Nation February 09, 2020
When someone farts in the car while driving and traps you by locking all the windows so you can't breathe. Victims are forced to open the doors to gain fresh air while avoiding death by fart or other moving vehicles.
I was in a Speeding Car Fart Trap the other night. Jon kept farting and locking all the windows and we were forced to open the doors while he was driving. If I didn't open the door to get some air I would've thrown up!
by Bullyrey May 06, 2013
When your friend gets married and you never see him anymore because his wife keeps him in an unseen basement.
by CaptainGangly May 09, 2015
When you are making love to a woman, and when your about to climax, she wraps her legs around you and says that she isn't on birth control. Thus, forcing you to conceive a child with her.
"I was with this really crazy girl and she New England Lobster Trapped me!"
"Looks like I'm going to be a father..."
"Looks like I'm going to be a father..."
by Vindit January 05, 2015