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Internet tattoo

Something posted on the Internet by or regarding you that you can't erase, which will follow you around forever.
Since Steve's terrible House music has been re-uploaded by other YouTubers, potential employers have found this Internet tattoo when searching his name.
Stacy got her pornographic Internet tattoo when she was a broke college student.
by The Abortion Lady June 6, 2024
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the internet of things

A network of things exchanging data without requiring normal human interaction.
Me - youtu.be/dy5xLVx2NGY ..

Eric - "That's not even a good example of the internet of things"
by Mr.Al October 21, 2017
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Internet

a place where ones life can change completely.
person 1: I just finished exploring the Internet and I gotta say, it was worth it.
person 2: you haven't left your room in 7 hours, are you sure?
by mr. parenthesis February 10, 2022
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Internet Executor

The authorized person to whom the responsibility of distribution of online assets is awarded.
responsibility of distribution of online assets is awarded is Internet Executor
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
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internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting
"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."
by watermeloninja February 23, 2021
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dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.
Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!
by ssvbxx January 20, 2023
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