idiolocator 

you are here

BOB: dude, where are we? And how do we get to the food court?

STEVE: ill check the idiolocator

idiolocator by patricko16 August 1, 2010

idioche 

adjective: manner of acting or speaking in which someone sounds like an idiot, but thinks they are sophisticated and spot on; derived from the French language meaning ignorant pretention

noun: gross exaggeration or misinformation spoken with an air or belief of cosmopolitan, cultured or urbane worldliness

pronounced "id-ee-o-SHAY"

She thinks she's so smart and savvy. The things she says are completely off-base and idioche.

What a bunch of idioche! She doesn't know what she is talking about!

idioche by pPOSH October 10, 2010

Idiocite

A female between the age of thirteen and eighteen who exhibits the following characteristics:
- Corrects people's already correct grammar
- Wears bronzer that is far too dark for her skin
- Wears midriff-baring tops to events such as funerals and children's birthday parties
- ALWAYS, ALWAYS wears fringed moccasin boots
- Says things like "I'm very politically involved. I've been watching the presidential elections every two years since I was little!"
- Thinks that she can twerk
- Takes a huge number of selfies
- Wears "Viva la Juicy" by Juicy Couture

Idiocites travel in large herds, and their approach is often heralded by the tell-tale 'swish-swish' of the fringes on their mocassin boots. Avoiding Idiocites is an acquired skill, and can only ever be truly accomplished by constant vigilance, and avoiding the following areas:
- Starbucks
- High school girls' bathrooms
- Sephora
- Steve Madden outlet stores
- Under 21 clubs

Idiocite
Example A:
Alyssa: Hey, Mary, you should come to Starbucks with Janie and me after class.
Janie: You're so dumb, Alyssa! It's 'Janie and I'!
Mary: ...No. No it's not. Please refrain from correcting other people's grammar, until you yourself have a good handle on the English language. Idiotcite.

Example B:

Mark: ...Dude, did you hear that? *looks around fearfully*
Josh: No, what is it?
Mark: It's the swish-swish-swish of mocassin boots!
Josh: No! We are not going down today, man. I'm too young to die!
Mark: I'll make for the east exit, you take the south. We'll reconvene behind the football field.
Josh: If I don't make it, tell my mom I love her.

Idiocite by cynincaloptimist September 1, 2013

idiit 

The ironic way to spell idiot.

In his reply, he called them idiits, completely unaware of the irony of his mispelling.

idiit by axemanv90 September 26, 2014

idiocracist 

A person who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against people of lower intelligence, or who believes that a particular level of intelligence is superior to another.

His remarks and hatred towards people of lower intelligence led to him being called an idiocracist.

idiocracist by ISterlingArcher September 11, 2019

idiocracism 

Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a lower intelligence based on the belief that one's own higher level of intelligence is superior.

There is strong idiocracism among the so-called intellectuals at elite universities.

idiocracism by ISterlingArcher September 21, 2019

idiolinguist

To place your own language as superior; the use of English as a choice of language

defined - idiolinguist - if you did not bother about using or attempting to use the language, for example, in a country you may be visiting because English is the most common language and everyone should know it .. indigenous cultures may have an idiolinguist approach in an attempt to reinstate a language or tongue that is at risk of extinction.

idiolinguist by Donmarci13 January 12, 2021