Guerrilla Gardening

Planting edible plants in spaces designated for shrubbery and otherwise useless foilage. Apartment complex gardens, public parks, and golf courses are excellent targets.

Anywhere nature is being forced to "look pretty" rather than be useful is a good place for some Guerrilla Gardening.

I got sick of seeing nature constrained to human aesthetics so late last night I went out guerrilla gardening.

Guerrilla gardeners plant crops anywhere hedges are groomed or where inedible plants are contained in zones.

by BossJ August 2, 2020

Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.

"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"

by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 22, 2020

Opposite Gender November

Opposite gender November is when everyone switches gender, boy=girl girl=boy non-binary=both genders

"Did you know it Opposite Gender November, Ralph" - Donald
"Oh shit we are gonna have to be girls" -Ralph

by asan urnsigo October 27, 2020

Ear gender

A gender where you can’t identify as another gender unless 50 people have heard of it

Ear gender is false

by Yupinmywhitetee November 9, 2020

intersectional gender crossing

The academic term for sex between a man and a woman

Did you hear that John and Sarah had an intersectional gender crossing last night?

by Poop_3108 October 5, 2020

Jimmy Garden

A curry licker and has a 1 inch willy and some bushy pubes (usually eat peanut butter of their dad’s nipples)

Wow I met a jimmy garden

What a furry

by Jimmy garden October 6, 2020

Jimmy Garden

Jimmy Gardens are curry lickers and have 1 inch willy (usually love licking peanut butter of their dad’s nipples)

I saw a Jimmy Garden

What a fatneek

by Jimmy garden October 6, 2020