skunk hard mother fucker

Someone possessing a level of giving zero fucks.

Hung out with Rick last night. That dude is one skunk hard mother fucker.

by RickHammer November 7, 2021

jive ass mother fucker

motherfucker who always gets the best block combinations in Tetris!

Nate, you are one jive ass mother fucker!

by death_metal_scottie March 11, 2007

Fake ass mother fucker

A person who feigns interest in you as a friend, or potential lover, or even an associate. However, in reality they do things that’s counter-productive to it becoming anything but that.

Usually cancelling dates, or being one-sided, not contributing their share on outings, etc.

Gregory: Hey man, what’s going on today? Want to have some drinks tonight and maybe go on a stroll?

Thom: Sure, I’m down...what time do you have in mind?

Gregory (2 hours later): Sorry I had something come up, so I can’t join you tonight. Enjoy Chicago!

Thom: You fake ass mother fucker!!

by RainbowTwirk May 23, 2021

smart ass mother fucker

Someone who is acting like a gay smartass.

Joe: It looks like he is saying kiss me kiss me.

Chris: Smart Ass mother fucker.

by the cool Ratman April 10, 2007

Slinky-Ass Mother Fucker

(A phrase created by Steve Chambers during Senior Week 2007 in Ocean City, MD:)

(noun/adj): awkward, lazy, boring, creepy, dry, goofy, etc.

Valentine's a Slinky-Ass Mother Fucker!

by Scott Davies January 10, 2008

Red Hot Hunky Fucker

1. A sexy looking hot blooded Canadian man that is excellent at making love in the bedroom.

2. A good looking Canadian man that has a abnormally high sex drive.

Tell you what Sally that guy I picked up last night was a Red Hot Hunky Fucker, so I planning to see him again tonight.

by lochon October 25, 2009

dirty diamond fucker

one who likes the feeling of a young very tight infected ,from birth or rape, pussie because the lumps from infection and tightness have an awesome feeling on his dick

o you hear about my french neihbor BAlKoER well i heard he was a dirty diamond fucker and the dirty diamond is his own child who has his swollen aids

by el sapo mago September 7, 2010