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shit in the closet

A shit in the closet person is someone who is really just a bad, shit and all round poor excuse for a human being who instead of accepting their shitness and making people aware of this they choose to instead hide it, hence the term 'shit in the closet'. Society today is full of shit in the closet people who need to be exposed, some are more crafty than others and are very good at hiding their shitness. when you have had a bad encounter with a shit in the closet person you will often be left with long lasting emotional, heartache and shame. Shame that you let yourself be fooled, tricked or manipulted.
' all italian guys are shit in the closet, they say they love you and that they need you, they bring you flowers but really they are just waiting untill you give them what they want, then you will not hear from them again'
by exposer...sh December 19, 2011
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Rainbow shit

When a girl doesn't get the "all black" fashion code and comes to the club looking like a rainbow shit on her.... Circa 1995
"Lara looks like a rainbow shit on her" Tiff
"I know... That is so 90s" Karen
by UndercoverOrca May 27, 2016
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cannonball shits

when you go to take a shit and your ass decides it doesn't want to produce regular shits so it makes cannonball shits and shoots them out at nearly the speed of light giving you huge splash back every time
I took a shit today too bad I had cannonball shits.
by RealWeeamoo March 24, 2016
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Shit Squeezer

My boyfriend shoved his finger so far up my shit squeezer.
by PayneTaylorDE302 April 13, 2020
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Shit Salute

Waving to neighbors while walking the dog using the bag of poop as a flag.
I didn't mean to Shit Salute you this morning. I had 3 bags of dog crap in one hand and a leash in the other so I had no choice. But you deserved it because you are an asshole.
by SheLarry66 May 5, 2014
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To shit on the floor

Slang verb, to procrastinate in an aggressively unproductive manner.
Person A: What have you been doing? Weren't you meant to be finishing your assignments?
Person B: Well I've been trying but I've only managed to shit on the floor for the past 3 hours.
by Tjimå February 28, 2022
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shit trawler

The shit trawler has come into port with a prime load of shitsticks.
by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003
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