no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? 

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza? by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

pixel-fucking

When someone pays way too much attention looking at a visual effects shot in a film. Often happens when examining the grain of a composite element to make sure it matches the film stock. Someone who pixel-fucks pays more attention to things like grain than the overall effectiveness of the shot. This is often because they are small-minded bean-counters, and miss the point of a shot entirely.

Closely related to 'frame-fucking'. See also 'pixel-fucking microscope'.

"Man, I can't believe that the director is pixel-fucking my shot."

pixel-fucking by stooge-on-BOL May 20, 2008

Text Fucking 

The act of providing sexual connotations or inferences in the form of text.

"Did you see that email? That girl was text fucking the shit out of you."

"Read between the lines dude, she's definitely text fucking you."

Text Fucking by Johnny Two Tongue July 27, 2008

bum fucking egypt 

out in the middle of nowhere

Your house is in bum fucking egypt.

bum fucking egypt by ashley hampton October 18, 2008

Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations 

congratulations in a snarky way lolz

used when your mocking a person not actually congratulating them

ex:
Little kiddie:Hey daddy, I can ride my bike!
Dad:Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations can I go inside and drink a fucking beer now?
Little kiddie:*Cries*

Congrat-U-Fucking-Lations by FucktardedScarecrow August 8, 2009

Cheeky Fucking 

The sexual act involving placing a penis between buttcheeks, sans insertion of said penis into the anus. The penis is then thrusted between the cheeks, creating enough friction to cause pleasure for the penis. It is a cousin to titty fucking, yet somehow much more disrespectful.

Dante: Yo dat bish has some big o' titties! I want to titty fuck them so bad!

Tyler: Titty fuck? You gotta upgrade to cheeky fucking my friend. Imagine a hot dog between buns with extra mayo nomsayin?

Dante: My god, I have seen the light. I'm bout to cheeky fuck the shit out of that ho!

Cheeky Fucking by T Fury. September 4, 2011

ard fucking yeesh 

Ard fucking yeesh is a substitute for "hell yeah." The phrase "hell yeah" has become stale among America's youth as there needs to be a new phrase to add excitement to a fun night hanging out with one's pals. "Ard fucking yeesh" technically translates to "alright fucking yes," but it can be used in a variety of ways such as "yes," "fuck yeah," and "hell fucking yeah."

Adam: Wanna shotgun with me?
Matt: Ard Fucking yeesh

ard fucking yeesh by ardfuckingyeesh November 19, 2016