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fart-mute

to shut off your microphone from picking up a fart while on a video chat or telephone call.
I thought I fart-muted myself and ripped some ass but then I realized I muted the sound and not my microphone during the Microsoft Teams meeting. I am a failed fart-muter.
by Thunder of Muscle December 16, 2021
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Defense Fart

When someone gets too close to you, so you fart in order to deter them from getting closer.
"Me: get away from me!"
"Friend: What's that fucking smell?"
"Me: Sorry, I defense farted."
by PastelN December 17, 2021
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Church Fart

adjective; an offensively funny person.
Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!
by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022
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Imposter Fart

An imposter fart is basically a shart. But more sus
"Dude why were you gone for so long"
"I took an imposter fart"
by RaidoSus January 19, 2021
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Golden Fart

When your friend pees in your butt, then you bend over and fart it out like a fountain in front of a fancy hotel!
I ordered this call girl, she said she was into butt stuff. She was thrilled during anal, then she had to fart and I had to pee at the same time! We had the perfect mix for a golden fart!
by HamsliceDaWordSmith January 24, 2021
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ass fart

a shocking eatherquake feeling that comes from your ass
omg your ass fart made me fly away it was sooo biggggggg
by ppsdhjdshjfehjkkhusgtrj January 28, 2021
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Fart snot

When you’re trying to hold a fart in, but it accidentally seeps out. When your bum hole gets hot and not knowing if its from sweat or trump heat- you finger it. Upon smelling your finger, and the end of your nose is covered in liquid cack: this is fart snot
Example: “oh shit Susan; I just farted and it felt wet”. *checks bumhole and smells*

Mucusy poo all over top lip - “oh Susan that’s definitely fart snot!”
by Greenlly February 12, 2021
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