Ethan

a CUNT who is my best friend in the whole wide world. he's so hot and special and cool and every day, I am honoured to know this dumbass bitch

me: hey Ethan you're super duper cool and I love you, bro!
Ethan: shut the fuck up ilyt

by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024

Ethan Hotaling

Ur name shows it’s wrong on spellcheck

Ethan Hotaling is funny but his name isn’t correct

by acelibateho February 12, 2022

Ethan

A literal GOD.

"I wish i was like Ethan"

by anonymous February 6, 2022

Ethan

Ethan goes great with April but but gets rejected a lot he acts gay with the boys bit he's not

Ethan shoudl ask out April
Yeah he shoudl!

by Mr smarty legs 23 July 18, 2021

Ethan

Someone who is absolutely amazing, gorgeous, hot, sexy, hockey boy, dazzling smile, looks to die for, all around perfect kind of boy. All the girls want him, he’s a dream come true for many people. Once you have him, don’t let him slip through your fingers, as he’s unique And hard to find. The type of boy who would easily without doubt make sure he looks after his girlfriend, and wouldn’t put anything Dupitt in-front of her. Very popular, and a VERY good fighter. BEWARE!

He also has a VERY big penis!

girl 1 - Do you know Ethan?
girl 2 - Hell yeah! he’s a real charmer
girl 3 - Oh of course I know him!

by My name is ???????? May 29, 2020

Ethan Grubb

He is the most relevant person you can ever meet. He's the biggest crackhead you'll ever see but still love him. For example if he shags one of your siblings you are defo still loving him. He is a set 8 thinking he'll ball in the future but instead he will be walking around the streets with a prostitute and buying fifa points from his student finances rather than focusing on exams.

Ethan Grubb is too peng and makes all boys identify themselves as gay

by He makes them for 4 years December 18, 2019

Ethan Myton

Needs a hair cut

Hey ethan, you look homeless as fuck go get a haircut you ethan myton

by The most special special June 26, 2023