Emili

A retarded bitch and is a pickme type of nigga.

Yo, did you see emili?
You mean that dumb bitch nigga?
Yessir+

by Emili uwu February 20, 2023

Chatty Emily

giggly, verbose forewoman in Georgia’s Special Purpose Grand Jury

Lou and Skyler turned on the evening news and ended up shouting at their screen. “why the ACTUAL fuck is this Emily person blabbing to multiple media outlets? #TFG is on-the-hook for felonies and she could be screwing things up. Chatty Emily might ratfuck everything in her 15 minutes”

by Uncle Joosie February 22, 2023

Emily

The hottest thing on the planet. Most beautiful girl in the world.

I love Emily.

Emily is the best

by I love Emily October 10, 2023

jacob + emily

Jacob + Emily is just another definition for soulmates. They clicked instantly as soon as they met and they are destined to be no matter what gets in the way (even *cough cough*)

Magnesium: "Yo bro have you met your soulmate yet?"
Bro: "I dont think so man... we are nothing like jacob + emily... we are more like fire and ice."

by firedaddy72 November 8, 2023

Emily

A short ass bitch

Emily is short

by Sammy_is_one_short_ass_mofo November 19, 2023

Emily Hagen

Means perfect in every and any way

Wow! It’s, Emily Hagen

by ILoveEmily#1 December 28, 2023

Emily bus

A bus driver named Emily who is driving you and all your friends in a minivan type car and take them around wherever (usually McDonald's and she pays for all the food)

Friend 1: I'm gonna be catching the Emily bus today
Friend 2: oh cool can I come with?
Friend 1: sure she will probably take us to McDonald's again so let's get a free meal.

by Grape dude and me January 2, 2024