Chocking on a clown dick

When some one laughs so hard they start chocking

Omg that girl is so chocking on a clown dick

by Anonymous bitch May 20, 2015

sad clown

The act of masterbating or recieving a handjob to music that resembles that of a sad clown. Usually played during circus acts, however several talented musicians (serbs and those alike) have the ability to recreate the most classic of the sad clown melodies. Some of the most famous "sad clown" producers of our time and age include: Eric "the pedo" Bein and Jim " Jerk-a-lot" Phillips.

That bird got a sad clown in the laundry room. Pretty fucking classic if you ask me.

by Sad Clown123 October 15, 2010

Bozo the Clown

When a person goes down on a woman and comes up with blood around the mouth making him or her look like Bozo the Clown.

After going down on my girlfriend I realized she was on her period. I came up looking like Bozo the Clown.

by Adam Streams June 25, 2008

To Blow a Clown

Anything (even loosely) associated with sex and circus. And midgets. And clowns, of course. Interrestingly, the act of "blowing a clown" happens a lot more often than one might think.

Clown 1: Hey Midget Bob! Check out my flower *spurt of semen*

Clown 2: Hee hehe heheh eheheh ehehehe hahah ahahahah ahah

Midget Bob: Harrr... that ain't no flower! It's a penis in disguise!!!

by D July 21, 2004

ass clown faggot fucker

anyone who thinks either a domestic or import is better than the other, a civic can push just as much power as a srt4 and handle just as good, and vice versa.

joey is such an ass clown faggot fucker he thinks his mustang can wax any import just cause its a ford.

by reptile jesus July 24, 2011

Brown Clown

A person who takes pleasure in smearing their face in somebody else's excretion in order to recreate a clown's smile.

'Look at that man! He's got shit on his face'
'Yes, that's a brown clown. Can you see the smile?'
'Oh yes, how charming'.

by Bagel Dave July 3, 2006

Brown Clown

While having anal sex, you pull your dick out and draw a smiley face in shit on your girls ass.

I was ass bangin' my girl, and I gave her a brown clown.

by Gene Barrio December 29, 2008