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Context: relationships. The person who get its right with your dream guy or girl after you break up with them because you didn't think they were worth it. The closer finishes what you started, but with loyalty, integrity, and consistency you couldn't muster. The closer acts as a catalyst to your ex find their inner strength, causing them to shine brighter and stronger than you ever could. Usually with regard to the one that got way.
Matt: Hey Dick, are you and Jenny will get back together? I saw her the other day, and she looks freaking amazing!
Dick: no, dude, she's with Ian now, and won't even take my calls. That dude's a closer. I don't have a chance.
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Closet Demon 

'Closet demon' a name of some asshole named "Abrar Muhammad Ashiq" He would always fail all his classes, and be in one of them cringey middle school relationships.
The closet demon is drunk, and he is always high.

Closet sexual

Someone who is part of the lgbtq+ but swears on everything that they are not
Closet sexual by Spy Junior July 3, 2022
a place that you put your clothes in.
GET IN MY CLOSET!!
closet by hjbhjjv July 17, 2022
Hype person that stays the longest and goes the hardest at any social gathering. Always the last to leave, and has the most energy. Last person on the dance floor/ last person standing.
I feel bad for Kent, his wife Jenny is still dancing and all of his friends left an hour ago. She is such a closer that he never has a chance of leaving early when they go out together.
Closer by Bealorn July 23, 2022

Closed Water 

"Who's that cute blonde?"
"Oh, that's Closed Water"
Closed Water by NOCKOLAS July 27, 2022
you.
you are so closeted.
closeted by wilder242 August 9, 2022