c.q.m.s

Cqms, is an acronym that stands for "chuckle quietly to myself," because we all know you never actually laugh out loud when you say "lol." Proper use of this acronym involves when you are facebook chatting and you didn't really laugh, but you did want to applaud said person's attempt to make you laugh, or does something that is somewhat funny.

Josiah, "Hey did you see last night's The Office?"

Ethan, "Yeah the new ones only make me c.q.m.s, but the old ones totally made me lol!"

by Ghostcat Haircutter September 2, 2010

c-bate

Cock bate. A nick name to give your whorish friend who's name starts with the letter c.2.closely resembling the term masterbate in the last 4 letters.

C-Bate! T-bate!

by tbate. October 19, 2010

C Markel

a complete douche bag, lazy, irresponsible. Probably is an attorney who makes his assistants hang blinds 20 feet freakin tall. Talks a lot, when he eats it's disguisting. Has messed up freakin hair all the time. Laughs at himself and makes a mess out of everything. Not to mention he calls others dumb and is inconsiderate and insensitive.

the next Hitler is C Markel

by markelisabuttface May 28, 2011

C-Bar

Having or spending $100. C stands for "centum" the Latin word for 100. Bar stands for a bundle of bills.

I dropped a c-bar when I bought these pants.

by wxbeach October 30, 2011

C Slammer

A. To slam someone in the cunt. The is to deliver the slam. B. To be slammed in the cunt. This is to be on the receiving end of a C Slammer.

That girl just received a C Slammer!!

Past tense could also apply - That girl got C Slammed!!

by Edu Cat October 5, 2012

C-wizzeled

also called "collinsworth'ed"

came from the actions of Andrew Collinsworth.

known for killing/ slaying... dragons, lions, kids on Modern Warfare, and women.

the first word means: warrior, strong, manly, and brave.

1st name comes from the 1st disciple of Jesus.

known for magical abilities and blacking out.

I just got C-wizzeled on Call of Duty last night by a prepubescent kid in Utah!

I got C-wizzeled last night from some random at Tavern!

by pistol22 August 4, 2012

C.I. Shirt

A custom shirt made from CustomInk.com approximately at the cost of $25.

The shirts competition is the image the wearer chooses to put on the shirt.

Say you were to see a picture of a tumblr quote with a nice background. If you were to download it, you could go onto CustomInk.com and put it on a plain color shirt, and buy it for $25. This would be a C.I. Shirt.

"Friend: Where you got that shirt at?"

"Me: C.I."

"Friend: Damn it's a C.I."

by unleashedco August 18, 2013