An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 24, 2022
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crack break

The crack break is the time of the day when it's a break, and you and your homies go outside of the school to smoke a fucking beautiful bag of crack. Usually, the teachers don't say anything and will grab their own bag of crack and smoke with you. The police, on the other hand, will try to steal all your crack for their own purposes, so be careful to not lose your genuine and imposing bag of crack.
(German): A: Gemma CRACK PAUSE, Oida!!!

(English): A: Let's go and have a fucking crack break!!!
by Crack Maniac March 02, 2020
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Break face

Did John break face to the party last night? No he didn’t.
by Rosewell1104 April 07, 2022
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February 20th is the International Goth Girl Breaks Into Your House Day is an annual event where goth girl mysteriously appear in your home to spend the day with you. Depending on the girl, she may either become your lover or simply spend the day engaging in goth-inspired activities.
Bro 1: Dude did a goth girl come to your house today? Apparently today is International goth girl breaks into your house day

Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro I did, finally got me a goth gf
by Cheesemastah February 19, 2025
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donut break

What the cops do between 8:am and 6:pm.
They eat donuts and drink cheap coffee in theire car.
Dude 1 : "Come on let's go rob the bank!"

Dude 2 : "I dunno man, with the cops around..."

Dude 1 : "It's cool, they're and theire donut break!"
by alans056 July 24, 2008
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Break your Kevin Hart

To tell someone who thinks he/she is funny that they’re not. Phrase coined by Drake in “Over My Dead Body” from Take Care album.
Guy: makes lame joke then laughs
Other guy: bro not funny at all
Third guy: man you’re just gonna let him break your Kevin Hart like that?
by JG49Mke August 13, 2022
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Break Grounding

Mom: Dang nabbit! Joe broke a grounding 2 times in a row.
Dad: Joe, you don't ever break grounding!
by JayMoneySpamsL2 April 28, 2021
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