The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)
by Juscallmecaptain March 11, 2009
Get the Boner Textingmug. What you say when something bad, annoying, or disappointing happens. Basically the same as "that sucks" or "too bad."
by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005
Get the boner sandwichmug. A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.
by The Great Applebottom December 26, 2008
Get the clam bonermug. by Captain titties April 6, 2017
Get the Boner Detectivemug. When a woman puts hot sauce in her mouth and proceeds to give mouthy happy time to your gentleman sausage.
Person 1: how did the date with Luna go?
Person 2: it was going well until she gave me a Bunson Boner.
Person 1: oh god
Person 2: yeah I'm not seeing her again...
Person 2: it was going well until she gave me a Bunson Boner.
Person 1: oh god
Person 2: yeah I'm not seeing her again...
by MrJamalxD May 22, 2014
Get the Bunson Bonermug. One who is very excited about consuming mexican food from the popular food chain Chipotle.
A deep desire to consume Chipotle that has gone beyond the standard excitement to consume food and is now become more comparable to sex.
Secondary meaning - Having a large amount of chips in a game of chance like poker or roulette.
A deep desire to consume Chipotle that has gone beyond the standard excitement to consume food and is now become more comparable to sex.
Secondary meaning - Having a large amount of chips in a game of chance like poker or roulette.
I got a chip-boner right now.
I am getting really excited for chipotle, I am about to pop a chip-boner.
Alternate Use : My tower of chips is huge it is a chip-boner. I am doing so good at poker i am getting a chip-boner
I am getting really excited for chipotle, I am about to pop a chip-boner.
Alternate Use : My tower of chips is huge it is a chip-boner. I am doing so good at poker i am getting a chip-boner
by BigGDiddy June 5, 2019
Get the Chip-Bonermug. When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.
by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020
Get the Word bonermug.