Boner Texting

The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)

Oh man, I really gotta quit boner texting hailey everytime I watch an Alexis Texas video.

by Juscallmecaptain March 11, 2009

boner sandwich

What you say when something bad, annoying, or disappointing happens. Basically the same as "that sucks" or "too bad."

person1: I tried to call him, but he wasn't home :(
person2: Boner sandwich.

by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005

clam boner

A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.

I'm getting tipsy, I feel a clam boner comin' on!

by The Great Applebottom December 26, 2008

Stress Boner

The erection men get after a fight-or-flight event.

Man, that boulder just started falling, and I was like HOLY SHIT, and I barely got out of the way, and now I have a stress boner.

by mpmaupin November 26, 2019

pvp boner

A pvp boner, or player vs player boner, is the undying urge to fight a random person in a game because you have nothing else to do.

Person 1: hey man do you wanna 1v1?
Person 2: No, don’t you have anything better to do?
Person 1: Sorry man, I just have a pvp boner

by Trisauce May 19, 2023

Turf Boner

Similar to Turf Toe, but to your erect penis. Most commonly occurred from dipping the love stick into the honey pot either to fast or to hard. Causing it to slip out missing the intended target.

John got turf boner last night, we had to put it on ice.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Boner snitch

The person that reports your boner to a teacher, officials, authority figure etc.

Krystle told her teacher that Rainier was trying to hide his boner, after bumping into her in P.E class. So he called her a boner snitch.

by Shengnu4u September 8, 2019