The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)
by Juscallmecaptain March 11, 2009
What you say when something bad, annoying, or disappointing happens. Basically the same as "that sucks" or "too bad."
by bandcampgirl183 September 13, 2005
A clitoral erection and the heightened horniness of a female after the consumption of two or more alcoholic drinks.
by The Great Applebottom April 28, 2007
Similar to Turf Toe, but to your erect penis. Most commonly occurred from dipping the love stick into the honey pot either to fast or to hard. Causing it to slip out missing the intended target.
by KingFett September 18, 2014
A hard on that is achieved by Patriot fans whenever Tom Brady leads a 4th quarter comeback to win the football game.
Mike -" Did you see Tom Brady's epic comeback against the Atlanta Falcons in Superbowl 51?"
Patriots Fan - "Yeah! I almost passed out at the end because I had a massive Brady Boner"
Patriots Fan - "Yeah! I almost passed out at the end because I had a massive Brady Boner"
by ChefBearClaw April 14, 2019
by <==3r1 June 23, 2019
An unexpected boner that occurs in a risky situation. It can range from an unexpected boner on the bus, in class, at work, or while in the pool. It can even be caused by your friends spiking your drink with boner pills.
Particularly dangerous for teachers and feminists.
Particularly dangerous for teachers and feminists.
Matt : she is well fit.
Bryan: who? Miss Adams?
Miss Adams: Hey boys, how are you getting on?
Bryan and Matt: All good miss.
Matt:(whispers) Shit, the dragon just woke up.
*Lunch bell rings*
Bryan: dude we gotta leave.
Matt: I can't I've got a danger boner!
*Matt proceeds to crawl on the floor to hide his visible bulge, pretending to have sustained an Injury*
Bryan: who? Miss Adams?
Miss Adams: Hey boys, how are you getting on?
Bryan and Matt: All good miss.
Matt:(whispers) Shit, the dragon just woke up.
*Lunch bell rings*
Bryan: dude we gotta leave.
Matt: I can't I've got a danger boner!
*Matt proceeds to crawl on the floor to hide his visible bulge, pretending to have sustained an Injury*
by I3R0K3N7FEET March 08, 2018