failed banger

A joke that is intended to make the whole group laugh, but instead brings silence and stares at you.

Ed: That was like when Obama was president!
Everyone:

Ted: Failed banger, Ed

by elpepeswan August 12, 2023

GanBJraLE BANGERS

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I invented and made and created and started ganbjrale bangers by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 19, 2024

Beagle banger

Young guy who likes to bang older broads who's vagina is beat up to the point that it hangs to the side like a beagle with his tongue hanging out.

That dudes a beagle banger! Heard he was hanging with your mom the other day!

by Eddieeggs September 21, 2023

Glass Banger

A person attending an NHL game that has more money than brains or class.

I missed the Matthews hat trick goal because of some glass banger getting in the way

by Wyatt Winchester October 16, 2023

Bus banger

When you surprise a bus driver with the scent of drugs then leave crumbs of hard drugs rubbed into the seats or similar imbedding to cause d.u.i.

Did you leave that bus banger on there on purpose?

by Smellyfingers October 16, 2023

Bungalow banger

A wild and raunchy sex move not for the faint of heart: Two partners meet under unsuspecting circumstances. Slowly they kindle a warm friendship that eventually blossoms into romance. After years of glowing happiness, raw vulnerability, and overall just unconditional love, they decide to seal their commitment to each other in the sacred act of holy matrimony. The wedding is a humble but radiant affair. There was not a dry eye to be found after the lovers professed their vows to one another. They kept the ceremony simple so they could save up enough to buy their very own modest, one-story home. It wasn’t much, but every square foot of it was soaked in their never ending love. Plus, the wrap around porch was pretty sick too (; They had had sex before, but never had they fornicated in a place they could call their own. Then they fuck the shit out of each other. That’s it. That’s the bungalow banger.

Damn, you see that lil shorty drinking what looks like a full glass of milk across the bar? I wanna take her home, spend years of my life building a solid relationship with her, and then give her the old bungalow banger!

by REALnastymovesNSFW December 4, 2023

A bigger girl

What overweight/fat chicks call themselves on dating profiles to try to make it sound like they aren’t overweight/fat, as if the person viewing their profile was unable to tell based on the number of chins they possess.

Similar presentation to people with gambling addictions who say they don’t have an addiction, they just REALLY enjoy it and need to do it to stop themselves from going completely insane and can stop whenever they want.

My hobbies include skipthedishes, watching tv, and numerous other hobbies that all involve sitting and doing nothing and eating. Oh, by the way, in case you couldn’t tell, I’m a bigger girl.

by anonymous February 22, 2024