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hangin' bacons

yet another graphic, yet endearing term for female genitalia. Often used by rednecks, hillbillies, etc...
"Hey Zeek, looky here at this centerfold. She got some nice hangin' bacons!"
by the professor & maryanne January 30, 2010
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Squeez Bacon

No, I did leave the 'e' off on purpose,

Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
With Squeez Bacon, I don't have to worry about having the bacon undercooked.
by gokillifysomething December 24, 2010
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Breakfast Bacon

Bacon specifically designed for the purpose of being consumed in a morning time slot and typically consisting of a higher fat content, may be substituted with alternative baconised items such as frazzles.

Often a dietary requirement of those suffering from bacon blues.
John: Have you had your breakfast bacon?
Lindsey: Yes, mmm, my favourite.
by Air Walker UK December 3, 2010
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Under Bacon

Guy 1: "Hey so how was your date guy 2?"

Guy 2: "Pretty boring until near the end of the movie when i got a big helping of under bacon"

Guy 1: "She put out on the first date?! You lucky bastard!"
by Tree Dolphin August 5, 2012
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swagg bacon nuggs

A ps3 live name for idiots and just plain wierdos who think there cool but actually dumb.most of the time they are skaters and when they're online they act like their badasses but they are not. They are weird gays who sleep with gay guys and eat pig testicles,henceforth that where swagg bacon nuggs come from. Swagg means sleeping with gay guys and bacon nuggs are pig testicles.
Bobby is such a swagg bacon nugg.

Evritt's name online was swagg bacon nuggs.
by James1015262672726 November 10, 2012
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alley bacon

Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.
The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.
by JiveMasterT June 5, 2013
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the bacon bush rider

1. Used to refer to a boy from London, bit of a YAK, very much raggo, too much to handle.
2. A Problem
Watch out for the bacon bush rider in the corner, he's lurking
by dabizzle1993 January 15, 2014
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