anal beak

an anal beak is when someone is eating your ass from behind and they have a really long pointy nose that resembles a beak and it keeps poking the anus

"Man, his anal beak game is TOO STRONG!!!"

by definitelynotnoodle April 1, 2017

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anal beads

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yummy anal beads

by Austin<3 January 27, 2021

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anal print

A mark that someone’s literal asshole leaves on a toilet seat during direct contact.

Hey! You left an anal print on the toilet seat again. How does that even happen? Go clean it off!

by scooterscs January 11, 2020

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The fecal matter found in the ass crack of the human species. This is often a warm mixture of toilet paper, cotton shedding or other ass shrapnel that may become lodged along the length of the ass crack.

I went to slap my old lady on the ass but hit her ass crack instead, and when I pulled my hand away I had anal dredge on my finger.

by KillBillLA August 17, 2015

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anal miscalculation

not to be confused with anal fraud

1. that's thinking youre hitting backdoor but realize you have been hitting straight back fat the moment you are about to nut. So you have to slap her in the back of the head and tell her she's trying to fraud.

dom:" I thought I was fucking this girl in the ass last night but I was just fucking her back fat so i had to slap her"

eddie:" that's an anal miscalculation"

by rampage eddie June 3, 2013

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