anal rossing

When you get your asshole tickled lightly with a paintbrush. Named after the famous Bob Ross who is the best person ever.

Bae: Gimme an anal rossing
You: What?

Bae: Just act like my asshole is a canvas.

You: With paint!?
Bae: Maybe....

by §¡Ñ May 30, 2018

Anal passing

Anal passing is where two people put the ends of their asses opposite each other and stretch it widely so that when one of them poops, the poop goes into the other's ass and they keep passing it around.

The two students got caught anal passing and were expelled

by OfficialChocolateBar September 1, 2021

anal walrus

a guy who always hogs a womans anus in bed, or always wants a womans anus,
or, a person being a complete douche !~

"ohmaigawd, richarD is such an anal walrus!~"
or,

" omaigawd, stop being an anal walrus, already!~"

by thatrandomfuckfaceemo January 23, 2014

Anal Shavings

When you shit your pants and let it sit there until it gets hard enough to carve off with a knife.

I've made so many anal shavings over the years, I might have enough to sell in bundles on Etsy !

by The Ultimate Sandy Vagina June 10, 2017

anal chopsticks

Another word for the hard painful shit you get after eating Chinese food

I had the worst anal chopsticks ever

by TrentW March 18, 2017

anal saturation

The one true meaning; all fluids being sucked out of the anus; Birtha Rucas

Tommy, wanna go anal saturate ;) aka anal saturation

Drew is a saturating anus, aka anal saturation
Birtha, in prison, I was saturated anally, aka anal saturation

by anal123412341432 November 21, 2014

anal chatter

taking a naked shit when it's below freezing

i heard my anal chatter the other night when i was out snow skiing with my mom.

by d-rock419 November 14, 2010