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Dylan

hottest person alive. 14'' dick. steals your girl and your mom.
''omg she broke up with me''
''for who?''
''a Dylan''
''makes sense, he's prob so hot''
by bigdikkkkkboi6969 January 19, 2022
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Dylan has a massive cock and is a type of person to pull all the bitches. He can be smart tho by not fucking strippers coz they have STD’S.
Omg Dylan a huge cock
by JuicyLemons January 20, 2022
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dylan giving up

when he says nvm to his gf halie
halie: waite wyd

dylan: omg nvm

dylan giving up
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dylan giving up

when he says nvm to his gf halie
halie: waite wyd

dylan: omg nvm

dylan giving up
by yuhhh;( May 18, 2022
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Dylan

Idk man, as someone w/ a Dylan in dere school he's very pretty....like very pretty.....I hope he knows this is directly to him. No I ain't liking him tho he's just pretty and it gets me all tomato skinned
"Author Dylans behind you."

*instantly red* "what"
by The 1 and the only no1 May 19, 2022
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Baddest b that ever did exist. DK from seventeen will fall in love with him. He always farts too loud and loses at all Mario party games. Is not funny at all and gets upset about it, so make sure to fake laugh. Dresses well and will show up to any event fitted, even if it means you look bad. All cats hate him and for good reason. One time he pissed himself at Seafood City. Has a nic addiction but will only smoke stupid flavors like watermelon bubblegum bitch. Listens to music that no "one has heard before" its Lany.
"Dang what was that smell?"

"Oh that was just Dylan... his farts always be stinking up the place."
by badbitties May 19, 2022
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Dylan is a basic white guy that would help out his close friends. Whenever it comes to his friends or someone he lives he’ll protect them over anything. Although if you betray them they’ll take it the wrong way and take it in worse. Dylan will always make anything a big deal. He’s very possessive. If he doesn’t get what he wants, he’ll get really frustrated. But he will and can match your energy. Dylan is not dry. If he ever is then he doesn’t like you.
Someone: HEY DYLAN
Dylan: HEYYY
by Mekachiku May 20, 2022
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