douche it out

Ever find yourself stuck in a moment when you wish you could cleanse yourself free from lifes filth?

Then take a moment to douche it out, meaning to start over again with a clean slate.
"I can't believe I just caught my parents having sex. I need to douche it out and forget it happened."
by jaminique June 15, 2014
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Douche Supertanker

Someone who manages to surpass all forms of douchery, even the Douche Tanker. A man or woman who is such a douchebag that their colleagues wish they were never born.
Joe: "Man, Johnny is being a real jerk today."
Henry: "You could say he's being a Douche Supertanker."
by RainEagle November 12, 2019
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douche diggler

Someone who is acting like an ass-fisted vagina!!!
Stop acting like a Douche Diggler Bruce! Geeze!!!
by Dd43 May 16, 2016
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douche rinse

The definition of an aggressive driver that pulls in front of you, cuts you off and then hits the brakes. This is a person that you watch drive in front of you, while thinking to yourself how can I run over this person and get away with it?
God, what a douche rinse! Thanks alot douche rinse for pulling in front of me and cutting me off!
by aptpitbull92563 January 19, 2017
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Douche Cannon

1-A person who has ascertained a position of such high douchebaggery that he takes douchbaginess to a new level to totally blow you away with the inability to respond or act for some time.
"After reaming me for several hours on monday about my TPS reports and making me work late every day of the week, my Douche Cannon of a boss made me work on saturday as well!
I think I'll just not come to work anymore."
by Caseofthemondays December 22, 2010
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douche-quaffle

A stupid person that when they speak sounds like a massive queef.
Everyone thinks that George is a huge douche-quaffle.
by SkarletAngel May 17, 2014
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Douche Turtle

We need to get that Douche Turtle out of office.
by Flying Thesaurus August 05, 2019
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