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CMS Shorts

Cms shorts is a knockoff "cms shorties" they are the group of kids who think they have clout but are really just wannnabes
ew cms shorts copied cms shorties again... lmao
by curtismiddleschool December 7, 2019
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National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*
Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!
by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025
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Bermuda Shorts Day

A UofC tradition dating back to the 1960’s. On the last day of winter sem classes, students party all day and night while wearing bermuda shorts, cheesy floral shirts, sunglasses, bucket hats etc.
Yo let’s wake and bake for BSD!

“Saw some people shotgunning outside science theatre’s…what’s up with that?” “Dude it’s Bermuda shorts day, what do you expect?”
by Greeenbean April 11, 2023
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bald short baby

nico is a bald short baby
by ilovemayo March 31, 2019
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salad shorts

Man 1: “ you like my salad shorts?”

Man 2: “How are you? Get out of my house!?!”
by AkumasAss March 4, 2019
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On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence
Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren
by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025
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Short

Can: how tall are you
Louis: (lies) 5’9
Fan: you are not!! your short
by Fuckinglou November 2, 2020
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