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Jordan

A person who just serves CUNT. Jordan's are always confident ands have fire ass style. Everyone loves a Jordan because they are the shit. Don't bother going up against a Jordan because you will loose. Jordan's slay at everything. Jordan's will do anything to win. They would even suck dick to become powerful. Determined, driven, and hot are three perfect words to describe a Jordan. Often Jordan's enjoy working alone. They thrive in competitive environments, and often succeed in many aspects of their career and education. It can be hard to be a Jordan... We are so beautiful and talented it is difficult to keep it up. If you ever meet a Jordan you are just lucky to be in their presence because they are gods and goddesses amongst humans.
No Way! Is that a Jordan?

I would just love to get all up in that hotness.
by Jordz8 November 28, 2023
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Person 1: Yo its Jordan!
Person 2: Neek.
by fruitmix December 2, 2021
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Jordan

A chill, funny guy that’s super short
Look there’s Jordan”
“Where?”
Down there
by Hsjshhs August 8, 2021
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The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.
Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."
by not izaak February 17, 2022
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Jordan

A Jordan is a kind, sweet, smart, and caring girl who always has something to say. Jordan will never give up, and always encourages people to do their best, even if she is a shy girl! She often feels embarrassed around others, but close to her friends she always acts like herself. Guys LOVE Jordan! They drool over her, or in a friend / sibling way they like her! She’s always so sweet to others, you’ll forget about any trouble she has done, which is rare!
(Girl Name Version)
“She is such a Jordan, I knew at first sight!”
“Dude, that chick is a hella Jordan! I can just tell”
“How’d you guess i’m a Jordan? Is it how I act!? I’m amazed at your guess!”
by reyuxe October 16, 2022
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Jordans a leader who points guns at police and knows how to have a good time. Never afraid to say the N word and drives a small green car. Also a badass
I enjoy being around Jordan. He is such a Jordan
by Hughjass22 November 25, 2023
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Jordan's

Jordan's are most shoes most niggas have Jordan's are mostly 180$ in size 4 260$ in size 10 most people have more than 1 pair of jordans
Wooo dam them Jordan's fi
by Wooo123 February 14, 2019
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