by Finley E lover May 18, 2023
As seen on Dog Bites Man on Comedy Central.
Shark jacking is the most common injury of spring breakers in florida. They swim out to a shark infested area with meat tied around their ankles and when sharks attack, they roll the sharks on their backs and masturbate the shark.
Shark jacking is the most common injury of spring breakers in florida. They swim out to a shark infested area with meat tied around their ankles and when sharks attack, they roll the sharks on their backs and masturbate the shark.
by MonCor August 28, 2006
Like when i have my period. Or when I'm away, or when he finds out that I'm fucking his hott sexy brother in the next room.
by Pussy got everythang August 20, 2003
by SecretJKLova April 11, 2018
My mother-in-law : I'm away for a couple of days in the camper van, can you feed Jack.
Me : Yeah sure, I'll just drop everything to feed your damn cat, like a don't have a life of my own.
Me : Yeah sure, I'll just drop everything to feed your damn cat, like a don't have a life of my own.
by Silky Si McFly May 16, 2006
When you have something really cool (example: a pair of badass Nikes) and then some stupid bitch goes and buys the same thing and acts like he's tight.
"I saw that kid wearing those shoes yesterday."
"Yeah, I totally had them first."
"Dude you just got bitch jacked."
"Yeah, I totally had them first."
"Dude you just got bitch jacked."
by jordansthecoooles February 09, 2008
The process of exciting male genitalia until it is partially erect in order to help the refractory period after getting the first "easy" orgasm out of the way.
Joe half-jacked so that later when he has sex with Jennifer Whoreton he would be able to reduce the time between sexual excursions.
by LanguidLover July 19, 2011