Dump Dollars

When a Parent Pays there son of daughter to pick up the dog crap

part 1

dad - hey jimmy go pick up the dog turds

jimmy - you do it youve got arms

dad - ill pay you

part 2

friend - hey were'd you get all that money

jimmy - its my dump dollars

friend - ohh yes dump dollars

by MrLemman November 22, 2009

Stevie Wonder Dump

When you've been in the office bathroom for so long that the auto-sensor lights click off and you have to wipe in the dark.

After that chili, I was on the crapper so long it turned into a Stevie Wonder Dump. No idea if I actually finished the wipe until I came out of the stall and the lights came back on.

by mooshai5 November 13, 2023

Dumped

To unceremoniously break up with someone.

Bob: So whatever happened to Charlie?
Alice: I dumped him.

by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023

Screen dump

Losing the last hour because you have been sitting on the throne surfing social media (which is related to Tik Plopping or SnapShatting).

Mother: where’s our son? Father: he’s on the throne doing a screen dump.

by Bogmaster May 15, 2020

Post Dump Clarity

The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportions.

Jared designed a new jetliner to outcompete Boeing in his post dump clarity after blowing up an airport bathroom with his feces

by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024

Dough Dump

n. Phrase used to describe dropping a seriously large amount of money, dough, on any given purchase at any given time. Can also be used as an adjective, when saying you are Dough-Dump'ing'- In the process of dropping an Ass-load of money on any purchase.

Hey Jerry! My dough dump at the whorehouse turned out to be very profitable in my soul and in my bedroom!

Jay-Z's charity contributions ain't got shit on the dough I be dumpin' on the AIDS research foundation!

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 12, 2008

pocket dump

The act of emptying all the items from one’s pockets, typically upon arriving home, often including keys, wallet, phone, loose change, and other daily carry essentials.

“just got home boutta do my pocket dump and i’ll head to bed”

by ItsNarii January 4, 2025