COW

Crush of the week. One of the many meanings for this acronym.

Billy: This girl at my summer camp is so cute, but she lives in another state so I’ll only see her for the week.
Jeremy: So she’s your COW?
Billy: Yeah, she’s my COW.

by Noobish Fish June 13, 2022

When the moon shines, the cow pees

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else

Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024

Cow Water

It means your really good at a video game.

"im cow water at this game!"

by ilovehotmoms4life December 19, 2021

grease cow

Someone who sucks up to women/Peter Calivous

That bitch a grease cow if i’ve seen one

by Sketchy sketch123 March 26, 2019

cow

Your mom

you mom is built like a cow

by sadsanta August 9, 2020

fat cow

you

you are a fat cow

by hifornitenoobs September 28, 2020

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025