Porn Crackers

The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque
Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed
by Chris fischer April 21, 2022
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porn crackers

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.
by philologue August 18, 2011
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Keester Cracker

a man who seeks out anal sex. Butt Pirate.
the Keester Cracker was hard at work, trolling Boys Town for fresh meat to butt-bomb..
by Rory O'Doul October 07, 2022
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Cracker talk

A white man whose speech is heavily slurred and not comprehensible because of being under the influence of drugs like alcohol or meth.
"Damn! Look at this meth head doing the cracker talk! His tongue is all over the place when he tries to speak! Lets leave.
by Omi777 May 08, 2024
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cracker tweak

Cracker tweak is basically the bath salts of the Midwest. Mostly white people take it so that’s why it isn’t just called tweak
Homeless person: “Hey y’all got some of that cracker tweak?”
Jonny: “No sir, i May be a cracker but I’m not a tweaker.”
by tHINGYsPLASH August 20, 2019
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cracker princess

tony: look at that fat ass
chad: nah dude thats a cracker princess
by the pussy nigger 9000 January 05, 2023
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Cracker Jacker

cracker jacker is an ambiguous term for POC who date/fuck white people
"She refuses to date other people of color, she must be a cracker jacker"
by luv43vercat August 22, 2024
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