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Messy Train

The train you and a few mates get on when you're going for a messy journey through space and time. Also known as the K Hole train.
Jake: I wanna go on the messy train
Ross: Yeah, Lets make some lines

2 fat lines are made and snorted.

Jake: Beaut
Ross: Yeahhhh
by Orange Gregory October 4, 2009
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Cheug Cheug Train

A term used for someone or something that is Cheugy.
Oh man, Zach is all aboard that Cheug Cheug Train.
by tredge April 11, 2023
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Tommy the Tool Train

That one guy who acts like there your friend but flips out when you dont talk to them. They tipically flip out when this occurs. In that scenario it is acceptable to laugh at their dumb ass.
"Oh look guys it's Tommy the Tool Train."
"Hanging out at cedar point with the friends and ran into Tommy the Tool Train."
by soupman91 July 8, 2012
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meme-train

similar to "bandwagon" but specifically in relation to social phenomena
"getting on the meme-train"

"I've got a ticket on the Harambe express"

"remember lolcats? that shit was like the Ciurea rail disaster of internet memes"
by Rosettastoned101 August 5, 2016
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Faggotry Train

For when two or more people repeatedly engage in a harmful connection or relationship, opting to continue riding the repeating track of incompatibility and conflict, instead of addressing existing issues or separating and disbanding all together.

It can also refer to a followed agenda or habit (Relating to a social value that's self-destructive and self-gratifying, or even failing to commit to an announced goal despite failing before, and having the opportunity to improve upon future attempts, but instead sending oneself down the same track with the same destination as before.
Joey and Martha continued riding the faggotry train as they kept getting back together in fruitless relationships. Even though Joey has the sex experience of a denialistic virgin, while Martha is a dishonest and hypocritical skank.

Cain, upon realizing he will never get a victory royal if he keeps relying on his friend group as a dedicated squad, announced: "Know what guys? This friend group isn't for me. You all can't aim for shit, and I can't stand hanging out with you guys when Issac is there. He never showers between his fat rolls and the rest of you have too much patience for him despite the rest of us collectively becoming anorexic because of his forever existing and evolving stench. This is a never ending faggotry train, and I'm getting out of it because I'm sick of this."

Despite nobody caring after the 8th time, Kennedy continued to threaten acts of suicide because she couldn't work her job for more than 6 minutes without reaching her phone with her fat little finger sausages and getting written up for it. She's been on a faggotry train streak and will be riding it for the foreseeable future.
by Angzoe May 30, 2025
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Gay train

It is a train, but instead of a woman they all either eat or fuck the ass of the chosen man. The man that gets fucked gets to choose a person that they eat out.
Hey joe, you wanna be the taker for our gay train? YES PLEASE.
by Haruto52 December 29, 2020
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Turkey Train

When the Dream Team loads up and rolls out carrying mass amounts of holiday products.
Hey DSL don’t worry about the shorts the Turkey Train is coming!
by Gugugu420 November 22, 2021
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