ass-muppet

(1)An insult thrown at one younger than you, one of less status, or someone you plan on beating close to death. It implies that they are indeed a sock puppet made specifically for use with ones ass.

(1) "I'll wipe my ass with your face, you fucking ass-muppet."

by ProjectSOBER April 5, 2003

smashing asses

To have sex. Another term for the act of intercourse.

What were they doing in there? Smashing asses.

by Stoned Ocalians April 6, 2008

Ghost Ass

When a male or female is very tan all over except the ass, the tan line is more extreme then the usual tan line, for the ass is glowing it is so white compared to the rest of the body.

I trounced this chick last night from behind and she had some serious ghost ass.

by JFreshaa December 27, 2009

Ass Wrath

The act of falling asleep with ones window closed. Throughout the night you start ripping complete ass all the scent settles in your room and when you awake and leave the room for a wile then return you are almost knocked out from your own scent lingering in your room

friend comes over in morning.

"Dude what the fuck your room has horrible ass wrath"

"Man...i know i forgot to sleep with my windows open"

"you fuck!"

by angelo colonna October 18, 2008

ass wiper

same as ass wipe but someone who sucks on a much larger scale.

My ex-husband is a short little ass wiper!

by Holly J. August 21, 2006

ass-vag

A super-slut that has been hammered so often that her cunt and asslips have become one big fucking stink hole, and therefore scientifically proven to be more fertile, even retarded ‘swimmers’ can find the way through the fish-lake and land on Ovary Island to consummate the world’s ugliest kid

I was trying to decide whether I was going to destroy her pussy or ass, but to my surpise and dismay she only had one giant hole. Fucking her ass-vag was like plunging a toilet.

by Moonmuncher September 13, 2011

ass tracks

The stains a butt and upper thigh region leave behind after abandoning its seat. Stains usually consist of sweat and resemble tire tracks. It is rare to spot ass tracks, as the thin layer of sweat normally dries very quickly.

Gabby: "The fuck? Did that girl just piss on that chair?"
Delia: "No. She just left some ass tracks. They'll dry in a second."

by argonaht July 10, 2011