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smart ass

…one that could sit on a pail of ice cream and tell you what flavor it is….
“never would have tried that ice cream if that “smart ass” hadn’t told us about it at the Lactose Conference last week.
by Pescado77 January 6, 2026
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Ass Burgers

Street food smuggled via the ass into prison.
These Ass Burgers sure are tasty, but they're much greasier than I remember.
by Charlie Postal January 8, 2026
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Bitch Ass Nigga

A nigga who just be built like a whole ass bitch by engaging in very bitch made behavior.
"That nigga munga been acting like a bitch"
by Mmybg January 9, 2026
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Bitch Ass Nigga

A nigga who just be built like a whole ass bitch by engaging in very bitch made behavior.
"That nigga munga been acting like a bitch"
by Mmybg January 9, 2026
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Ass whooping

The organ vs Indiana game in January 2026
That was one bad ass whooping!
by Knight knight 5 January 9, 2026
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Federal Ass Whooping

noun

A severe, crushing punishment, defeat, or set of consequences—typically one delivered or enforced by federal authorities, U.S. government agencies (such as the FBI, IRS, DOJ, or ICE), patriotic citizens, national law enforcement, or the full weight of the federal system—implying repercussions that are far more serious, inescapable, and overwhelming than ordinary or local retribution.

The phrase frequently appears in FAFO (“Fuck Around and Find Out”) scenarios, where individuals or groups provoke or challenge federal power and subsequently “find out” through aggressive legal, investigative, or physical enforcement actions.

The term blends the vulgar idiom “ass whooping” (a thorough beating, literal or figurative) with “federal” to underscore the immense resources, authority, and inescapability of national government intervention, often invoked as a warning in political, protest, or defiance-related contexts.
“That Antifa guy spat on a federal agent and caught a federal ass whooping he earned—classic FAFO moment.”

“Cross those lines from those Americans and you’ll catch a federal ass whooping from the them—pure FAFO.”
by Va Jay Jay Sinz January 10, 2026
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stomp a mudhole in your ass

to be beaten senseless or near death not being able to fight back
dude if you keep letting your dogs tear up my property im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass

man are you threatening me

no dude im just telling you to keep your dogs off my property or im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass

ok man i got you
by bluebear January 14, 2025
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