Balls in my veins

When your acting very hyper and you don’t have a reason. Also when your being annoying and crusty.

Harold: why are you you being so hyper , Timmy: balls in my veins

by Calamari_thenigbob April 10, 2021

Pee out my butt

Shitting straight liquid. Usually alcohol induced.

Fuck I I gotta pee out my butt! I shouldn't have drinkin' all that High Life.

by DonJuanGotUrMom April 2, 2022

My boyfriend

A person who doesnt exsist......... YAY! :(

Me: My boyfriend is really hot!
y/n: But he doesnt even exsist?
Me: Yeah, thats because he is burned by the sun......... HEHEHEH

by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 25, 2022

Suck my ass

Seriously how do you put both ass cheeks in someone’s mouth? Unless you’re Julie...

Suck my ass no homo

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Another Nail In My Heart

The case was pulled from under the bed
She made a call to a sympathetic friend and made arrangements
The door was closed, there was a note
I couldn't be bothered, maybe I'll choke, no more engagements
With where-have-you-beens and far away frowns
Trying to be good by not being 'round
And here in the bar, the piano man's found
Another nail for my heart
And here in the bar, the piano man's found
Another nail for my heart
That stupid old bug that kills only love
I want to be good, is that not enough
So play me the song that makes it so tough
Another nail for my heart
Then play me the song that makes it so tough

Another Nail For My Heart
I had excuses, those little boy lies
That she computed by watching my eyes and told me firmly
She couldn't stand it, I'm bad on her heart
She dropped her make-up and I found the bar, now it concerns me
I've had a bad time, now love is resigned
I've been such a fool, I've loved and goodbyed
So here in the bar, the piano man's found
Another nail for my heart
And here in the bar, the piano man's found
Another nail for my heart
And here in the bar, the piano man's found
Another nail for my heart
And here in the bar, the piano man's found
Another nail for my heart
And here in the bar, the piano man's found
Another nail for my heart

Another Nail In My Heart

by Death Menace February 11, 2023

ghost in my cat

A time when your cat is either floating into the air or talking to you

Yo, dude, I think there's a ghost in my cat, dude

by Nightmareish July 6, 2022

Suck my dick

Lol u guys r cool

Suck my dick

by Kkentuking December 4, 2021