care your ass

meaning to go somewhere away from someone

“girl if you wont care your ass”
“i cant wait to care my ass”

by October 01, 2023

Horse’s Ass

A rare person who consistently has bad shit happen to him. Even if the world looks good for the moment he knows that a big stinky shit is coming down at him...like a horse’s ass or a Mayzer

Man Jim has the worst luck, he really is a Horse’s Ass

by TiberiusC October 08, 2020

Ass cigar

When you fold toilet paper into a cigar shape and place it between your butt cheeks to stop smearing, leakage and or skid marks.

Mom/other: why is there toilet paper in the shower?
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand

by Don't use your real name ... April 12, 2022

My pussy in your uncle’s ass

Its used when a girl is getting jumped by 2 or more men and she is alone

My pussy in your uncle’s ass right you mamas soul

by Koksawy July 01, 2021

dat ass dow

What you say when you want that booty. And put your penis deep in there🌚

Hey there.... mmmmmm .... Dat ass dow

by Stupid Fuck Nut April 21, 2017

sad ass virgin

ayo is that ME?

Guy: please have sex with me

Girl: no you stupid sad ass virgin

Guy: okay jesus christ you asshole

by Fyondike January 26, 2022

Boustrophedonic Ass Kicking

A truly hellacious beat down. To beat someone up one side of the street, and back down the other.

When little Timmy picked a fight with a bar full of marines, they took turns in a systematic boustrophedonic ass kicking. Little Timmy... 1982 - 2010

by CharlieSaxon June 28, 2010