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Do Dicks

Kayle, Kelsey, Lina, Tori
by Lee Lucius October 9, 2016
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Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.
I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.
by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023
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Vacation Dick

When you have sex with a extremely large dick and can't do it more than a few times a year as opposed to boyfriend dick
I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. I can't sit down right now.
by McCheesy-1975 June 8, 2016
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dick-ballz

yo mama eat ma dick-ballz lmfao its also a docrer or sum
he has one dick-ballz
by oogoommm January 5, 2022
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Dick tip

I wanted to play just the tip with My boyfriend so he stuck his dick tip in
by Sirpatrick6969 February 23, 2020
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Dick Raped

Variation of bum raped, DICK GO UP BUM usually after or during shower time in the slammer, (jail) dick rape is when some one wants to rape you so much they shove their dick, UP YOUR DICK HOLE
Ur losing, 20-0, “I am being dick raped right now
by Karens be like January 20, 2023
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Tricky Dick Douche

When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.
Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.
by AppleAss69 March 13, 2023
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