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suck my dick day

suck my dick day is the day where you have to suck my “dick”
by for the boys xx August 2, 2021
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Dick eye

When a female hasn't sucked dick in a while may lead to blindness and loss of hearing weight and common sense
Philip gave Taijahnay Dick eye 3 days ago
by Sackofjoy112 October 8, 2025
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Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".
" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."
by Junior859 August 4, 2018
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Dick Lisp

A speaking disorder gained particularly by males from gobbling large amounts of cock.
Did you here Jordan'a dick lisp. I heard we went backpacking through Europe and participated in what the Germans call Wurstzubereitung.
by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017
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Slap Dick

A insult simmilar to go fuck yourself originating in Copiague New York
“Yo bro slap dick pussy” “Go slap dick
by Jurguyz October 15, 2021
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Dick

It’s the thing known to a woman. Straight or gay. She will always want it. Whenever she wakes up she wants it. Whenever she goes to sleep she wants it.
Bob: I’m going to sleep.
Anika: No please I want your dick.
Bob: Okay. *whips it out*
by urmomforeverrrrr July 14, 2022
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Suck my dick

A way of sayingfuck off” but funnier
-“You look like a potato in that picture” “suck my dick
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