Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.

Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”

by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025

A thousand push up’s’

Someone promising somebody something that they think will happen, and if they break the promise. They need to do a thousand push ups.

-Created by Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) in Brooklyn 99

“Are you sure you could cut my hair nicely?”

“ A thousand push up’s’ ”

by UR COOCHIE BEAR 💗💗 June 12, 2024

4 fingers up

4 fingers up means that you pull crazy bitches.

Dylan throws 4 fingers up everyday.

by Penisq April 16, 2022

4 fingers up

holding 4 fingers up leans that you are madly in love with Braelyn

“i held 4 fingers up because i am madly in love with Braelyn”

by ###girl### August 8, 2022

national wake your s.o. up day

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june

“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”

by bubabear101 June 17, 2021

Norm It Up

When norm is norm but like it isn’t NORMING norming so you have to manually norm it up.

“Paulina, can we go norm it up?”

by michaeljacksonheheuwu June 12, 2022

twizzied up

in cahoots, in agreement or friendship with someone.

"they're twizzied up"

"we' twizzied up"

"I'm not twizzied up with that/them"

by Kenshen38 March 31, 2022