dick kraut

when stuff that looks like sourkraut to coming out of your penis

Damn, Anferney- you got a bad case of dick kraut, eww

by lysol420 August 15, 2017

Bag of Dicks

When a person without any redeeming qualities, who annoys or offends everyone in their immediate vicinity, levels up, they become a Bag of Dicks.

Wow, John just went from a dick to a bag of dicks... Dick.

by tonric_fuddlebuster January 12, 2015

Dinner Dick mint

D.D.M is when a person wakes up an sucks a dick then proceeds to kiss their partner in the mouth.

My woman gave head ar aoon at we woke up ,but the show gave me a dinner dick mint ,now both got nasty mouths.

by Guiltycervantes July 12, 2018

dick demolisher

Someone who constantly chases dick and destroys it. Someone who just bursts through and attacks it.

Im a dick demolisher and I destroy ist like how circle table kids destroy anime

by GODLY Z-EAZY December 22, 2017

Ali's dick

It's 2 inches and 1 inch wide though Michael still loves to jerk it off!!!11!

Ali's dick is small

by yoyo want some mcnuggets January 4, 2019

Dick Jacuzzi

When multiple dicks share a single mouth.

Guy 1: Dude we totally had a dick jacuzzi with Isabella B. last weekend!
Guy2: Aw fuck dude I was so wasted that I don't remember it.

by Big Alfred May 21, 2014

dick

The thing i have no one wants to suck

she wouldent suck my dick

by big+penis February 14, 2022