ass gasket

The paper gasket that hangs that is dispensed in some shit houses that goes between your ass and the toilet seat which keeps the nasty AIDS infested cumshots and trapeze jumping, period juice diving pussy crabs off your ass.

Donald Trump used an ass gasket to protect his ass when he sat down to take a dump because there was shit all over the toilet seat.

by Gabe Oyce July 13, 2018

Ass hurt

Anyone who says im special fell sorry for me or dont say that im offended or thats a hate crime.

Tom is white yuck im gonna judje him and say hes a racist i was ass hurt when i found out he is married to a african american girl.

by Goto1134 March 2, 2021

Pussy Ass Bitch (P.A.B)

A Bitch that is a pussy who has a flat ass and a bum ass car.

When Dakota's car brakes, he cries like a Pussy Ass Bitch (P.A.B). no one acts more like a P.A.B than Dakota.

by abcdefghijklamopqrstuvwxyz January 31, 2022

Ass whisper

Ass whisper is when you fart and instead of it being loud and like someone screaming and it’s just a gentle breeze and it feels like it’s whispering.

Person 1: who farted
Person 2: I don’t know I didn’t hear it
Person 1: oh, then it must be an ass whisper

by Bujjeje December 9, 2019

National Shake Dat Ass Day

National Shake dat ass day

Yo! It’s national shake dat ass day!! You gotta shake dat ass

by Kajdnabd May 25, 2022

Jose fat ass

A nigga that is so fat he makes me want too fucking dive in a camel’s asshole

Look at Jose fat ass

by I hate 🥷 June 2, 2022

assing

"assing" is when something is awesome. a very cool word for awesome.

"Hey Max!"
"Hey Finnley!"
"Did you see inside job?"
"Oh, yeah!"
"its assing, dude!"
"I agree!"

by sammymack22 November 11, 2021