Flyswamp Dick

Originating from Sweden, Flyswamp Dick indicates when a person places a cable tie around the base of their own or someone else's ballsack and tightens it to the point where the ballsack comes together to form the shape of a majestic death cap.

Commonly believed to only being used by sti carriers in order to scare off and deter possible sexual partners whilst having the infection. However this couldn't be further from the truth. The real reason this technique is being used is because it looks really f***ing cool.

"Woah dude this is a crazy party, just look at the f***ing flyswamp dick on that guy. I wish I had one of those."

-"Dude i get you. Should we stop by at Home Depot on the way home?"

by OmbreHombre March 18, 2021

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mother fucking ass dick

A mother fucking ass dick is someone who is a man who has an ass and a dick and fucks mothers.

Paul: "Hey Jim look at that father over there".
Jim: " What a mother fucking ass dick".

by 47 chromosomes March 19, 2021

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Sick Dick

When the dick is good but goes too far and hits your gag reflex then makes you throw up. But it’s okay as you are a trooper and swallow and carry on.

Girls!!!! I gagged on the dick to much and sick dick happened! It’s okay he didn’t know and I carried on!

by SickDgirl March 19, 2021

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Dick For Danfoss

When you have no spares onboard and Dave the Lecky offers to suck you off, with his eyes closed.

Dave "Hey tom this splined shaft in the Danfoss KFR unit needs replaced but we have no spares "
Tom " Get on your knees you piece of shit and close your eyes its dick for danfoss time "

by ERhardons March 20, 2021

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