Smokin' Dick

when someone says something to lift the spirits of other but it just isn't possible in any given circumstances

"Yeah man I think the Bears could take it all the way this year."

"Yeah man I think your smokin' dick."

by SexHaver43 March 6, 2024

Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss

Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"

by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024

tads dick

24inch bbc that can penetrate through walls and a 2 year old stinky tuna

ohh yea tads dick is so huge

by Big nick fag September 23, 2020

Short Dick

As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.

As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.

Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.

by Xi- November 18, 2020

DIRTY DICK DOBRONX

The greatest lightweight to ever grace the planet and is also known to pull the baddest bitches on the planet

Y’all shoulda seen the way DIRTY DICK DOBRONX laid the law down last night

by xNIGHTMAREZZx October 30, 2023

Dick dangling

The equivalent of pussy popping for men

Mar: look at him dick dangling for some change

by Dahp1 June 10, 2022

Put The Dick Away.

1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.

2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".

(1)

I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!

Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!

(2)

Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?

Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!

by Lukes*8 November 29, 2015