ass crazy

(noun) the equivalent of mad cow disease, except found in donkeys.

When Pinocchio drank his first beer, and became a mule, he reached a dangerous level of ASS CRAZY!

by RogueAquarius April 19, 2018

Ass Cream

Creampie in the ass.

Come here, let me give you an ass cream.

by xShakey September 7, 2021

Ass Tax

When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.

“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”

“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”

“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”

by SirMasterDaddyDom April 25, 2021

Ass Heads

Another way of saying to "butt heads"

There's no need to ass heads about it, both ways of doing it work.

by Jacksoncage August 29, 2021

ass pits

like arm pits, but in the ass. typically in fat people, when you pick up an ass cheek and see the thigh underneath.

woah..she's so fat she has ass pits!

by anonymouse113 July 11, 2010

Pussy ass bitch

A bitchmade coward.

That pussy ass bitch stoled from me, and assaulted me.

by LinkxPeach December 7, 2022

Rats in my ass

The phrase “rats in my ass” can be used a few different ways such as, “damn” or “dang I thought I almost tricked you”
The phrase can also be used as a verb after you do something wrong.

Addie: “Hey what’s your address?”
Jordan: “gives address”
* a week later*
Jordan:“hey Addie what gift are you sending me?”
Addie: “what are you talking about?”
Jordan: “rats in my ass”
*a week later a gift arrives*

by Candiman69 June 10, 2024