Grease up all my folds

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube for vaginal dryness

god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

Delilah said 'God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds'

by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025

My Own Playbook

This is Ben Meisalas from the midastouch hopping on the bandwagon. This isn't going to change the fact that your religion isn't real.

Hym "My Own Playbook? Why bother doing this when you don't even have a stake in the outcome? Seriously. Why do they all look like pedophiles? I seriously think someone is paying pedophiles to make YouTube channels to try and stop me. Someone should probably do something about that."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

My Hero Academia

Great anime wich the fandom absolutely ruined it
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Person 1 : My Hero Academia is a great anime! I will look a fandom to join on twitter (X)!
*5 minutes passed*
Person 2: U good bro?
Person 1: I NEED BLEACH

by Goofy ah user April 2, 2024

pardon my left

Another variant of the word "#pause" but can be used in other contexts as well when saying or doing something unusual.

1: "What's the word you going to the city with us this weekend?"
2: "Idk yet I gotta sit on it, pardon my left"

by slattmahomes April 2, 2024

My anak is gay

Jordy

“My anak is gay” Is used in sentences where once you put lipstick in a male’s bag, and the said male’s parents find the lipstick, their parents will assume their son is gay. “My anak is gay” Means my son is gay.

by JordyXJevel April 3, 2024

not in my spoon drawer

When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.

Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )

I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.

We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.

by DavilMorn April 4, 2024

I love it in my butt

It feels good when its in my butt and I love the feeling when it finishes.

I love it in my butt

by Widsowman April 4, 2024