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Dirty Padlock

A dirty padlock is similar to a dirty protest but its traditionally used at festivals where festival goers will smear faeces on their own tent to stop their belongings being stolen.
Tarquin that crusty over there has smeared s**t on his tent... Oh that's a dirty padlock Georgina.
by han.han.han April 14, 2022
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Dirty Lupera

When you shit on someone's face and then ask them to whistle while they are taking a mirror selfie and playing Genshin Impact.
Man 1: What did you do last night
Man 2: A Dirty Lupera
by Aaawasas April 14, 2022
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Dirty Ghermiel

When someone spontaneously combusts into a ball of flame, after receiving carpet burns from aggressive anal sex.
“Bro, Jerry from next door just gave Himself a Dirty Ghermiel !”
by Mr Savil April 14, 2022
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Dirty Green

When a girl vomits into a jar, shoves the jar deep into her ass, then gets fucked by a huge stallion horse cock, shattering the jar and tearing both the horse’s dick and Dirty Green’s vagina into a red and orange sauce. The sauce is then blended into a pulp and served to Dirty Green’s girlfriend.
by greenspapa88996430 April 14, 2022
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Dirty Tal

A horny martial artist that simultaneously practices the old ways with playing with himself.
Tehy practiced Tai Chi while getting an orgasm. They all did a Dirty Tal.
by Pancho Talo April 15, 2022
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The Dirty Monk

When making love in an aggressive style, just before you cum, you ram your cock in your partners mouth, yell "GRENADE OUT" then punch them in the head...
Man 1: Man I gave Eljay "The Dirty Monk" last night!
Man 2: Damn bro while was watching Vtubers?
Man 1: Yeah.
by Skatinmonk April 15, 2022
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Dirty Teapot

A Dirty Teapot is when you squeeze your penis so hard it can fit into the end of a teapot and then you pour boiling tea into the teapot and pour it onto the tip of your penis while fingering your asshole thinking about ukrainian children getting fucked by a sheep
Oh yeah, last night I did a Dirty Teapot. it was soooo lit my guy!
by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022
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