Wet Willy

When a dong still soggy from climax is inserted into an unsuspecting person's ear.

Paul giggled when he gave sleepy ike a wet willy.

by Ike February 16, 2005

wet willy

verb. the act of sticking your dick (willy) inside of the nozzle of a hose while water is running.

yo I was so horny last week I wet willy-ed a few times

by sticky dick davis November 24, 2015

wet taco

The act of jumping on top of someone and giving the person a hug right after taking a shower (before drying off).

Whoa dude, Chris just gave Jen a wet taco!

by Norway August 30, 2005

wet willy

When you cum and stick your dick in somebody's ear.

I gave mary a wet willy last night after she gave me head.

by ac333334 December 10, 2008

Wet Willie

A wet willie is when you're fingering a girl and she gets really wet, then you put your finger in her ear.

Man 1: I gave my girlfriend a wet willie last night so she couldn't hear my mom from upstairs

by wet Willy Wonka December 20, 2008

wet at the center

doctors office. i have a weak bladder ok?

you know i cant hold it long and now im all wet at the center

by Tivo December 13, 2004

wet blanket

Someone who soaks up cum instead of doing anything fun.

james didnt want to go the movies last night so he was being a wet blanket.

by destroyer_3rd May 15, 2009