Waffles and pancakes 

A more family-friendly definition of the famous song WAP (Wet Ass Pussy). Mainly used for when your parents ask for what it means

Parent: Child, what does WAP mean?

Child: Uhhh, Waffles and pancakes

Waffles and pancakes by yourmumsgay69 October 26, 2020

Pool Wiffle

1. The greatest game ever created; Wiffleball played in and around a pool at the place that Carl built. 2. The best alternate to lampin buttass.

Craig: Yo I'm mad bored and tired of lampin buttass, what should we do?
Carl: Let's play some pool wiffle yo
Craig: Aight, no tank this game though... he's too good

Pool Wiffle by CarlCraig December 10, 2009

Wafflecrapper 

A woman so hot she could shit on your waffles and you'd still eat them.

"Dude, she's hot, but not wafflecrapper status."

Wafflecrapper by Paulzzy December 10, 2009

Waffling 

Adding un-necessary lines into a conversation, speech or essay.
Teachers often tell to students not to waffle before submitting an assignment. However, I think about me and my boyfriend playing hardcore on the bed whenever they mention that word.

(some noobs will think about pancakes)

Teacher: Waffling is never a good idea, Katie. Try not to do it

Katie: b b but it feels good Miss.

Waffling by rawrrawrhardcorechick March 2, 2011

wafflestomping 

Shitting in the shower and mashing it down the drain.

I didn't have time to get out of the shower, so I had to resort to wafflestomping. Note to self: shit first, then shower.

wafflestomping by weenaak July 5, 2010

Wafflefit

A large (but brief) outburst of teenage angst based on the inability to fit in amongst ones peers. Often followed by being mouthy and many many minutes of QQing.

Rawflewaffle is throwing a wafflefit because Pyro just owned him at life.

Wafflefit by Entire Brood Guild May 7, 2009

waffleheart 

Handmade and perfectly baked.
Virtually unbreakable but also perfect in taste, experience and all that is good
Also known as "<#"

Person 1: You're cute <3
Person 2: No you <#
Person 1: Awwww, a waffleheart.

waffleheart by doomofmankind September 17, 2013