The Two Kinds Of Mexicans

1. the fat mexicans who eats a load of tacos at taco bell and throws up behind the dumpster of el cerro grande
2. the skinny dirty mexican, well self explanatory

i saw both kinds of mexicans at the welfare office on dorritos day

by PlayDohMan March 03, 2005

two beer queer

one who can only drink two beers without ruining their sweater

Rob is a two beer queer after he ralphed all over paul.

by tom March 09, 2003

Two Weeks Notice

To give advance notice to an employer that one will no longer be employed. Tradition ended once millennials were grown.

I would give a two weeks notice but I’m a millennial and don’t know how so I’ll just quit today via text message.

by ggg121 December 20, 2018

Two 4 Real

its a group of young talented duo hailing from Rwanda (The land of 1000 hills). these guys do afro R & B blended with some hip hop kind of music..and they have been in the game for 1 yr with 7 songs on off their album called from grass to grace.more info u cld catch us on Face book. www.facebook.com/two4real.

Two 4 Real

by Two 4 Real March 30, 2009

two hands on the wheel

To masturbate two guys at the same time, with one penis in each hand.

Dude, you see that chick at the party last night? She had two hands on the wheel.

by mangang nappo August 17, 2012

Two-Pound Euro

A €2 coin, a throw back to the good old monetary system in Ireland, and then those european german/frog/belgian waffle cunts changed it all, replacing everything with coins. Coins for fuckin everything, and all of them the same fuckin size.

Do you have any two-pound euros

by Slim November 15, 2004

Zero Two#3476

Lord and savior of discord
unity boi

Ping him @Zero Two#3476

by Zero Two#3476 October 23, 2018