The act of leaving streaks of ass sweat on chairs, desks, faces, homework, back of pants, and even on the top of coffins.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
Get the Moon streakzzmug. Moon gooning is a sub-activity similar to Gooning involving Native Americans, spiritual experiences and copious amounts of illicit substances such as peyote. The moon goon session takes place usually at night and far away from society as the noise and light pollution can interfere with the experience. The exact location is irrelevant, however it needs to take place where man feels connected to nature. Usually several people will moon goon together, which can include but not limited to: Friends, certified religious practitioners from any faith, Native Americans, and even random strangers who agree to join in on moon gooning. The event itself can be done for however long is necessary for each member to become entranced by the sexual beauty derived by gooning while directly connected to nature. The use of substances such as marijuana and peyote are commonly used while moon gooning to create an even stronger sensation. It is advised to have at least one sober member to ensure the moon goon session is kept safe and does not endanger the lives of the other members, this trip sitter is commonly the religious practitioner accompanying the moon goon squad. Many activities can take place while moon gooning such as: star gazing, cross dressing, meditation, hunting wildlife (when in legal season), hiking, glazing and many more. Moon gooning can take place in any part of the world with as much or as little shelter as desired. The concept originally made by The Goons and Yumi.
“Hey dude, you wanna come out to the forest with us this weekend? We got John Bridgewater and we’re Moon Gooning and taking peyote.”
“Bro, I spent my entire weekend moon gooning while hunting elk. Shit was wild.”
“Bro, I spent my entire weekend moon gooning while hunting elk. Shit was wild.”
by Mr. Balles November 14, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. Sleepy Joe said "Son don't tell me to not buy ice cream so Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences" because the ice cream truck was arriving and Sleepy didn't care what the conservative boy said
by Honky donkey22 October 31, 2023
Get the Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequencesmug. there’s a thing call a moon burn
which is a metaphor
the metaphor is, when someone has hurt you so bad they leave a mental scar and that stays there forever.
why it’s called a moon burn is because because the moon shines light — every light has its way of burning whether it’s a candle, a light bulb or even the sun— when the moon shines, it’s hard to get burned because of the light.
so it’s called a moon burn because it still burned but there’s nothing physically there.
which is a metaphor
the metaphor is, when someone has hurt you so bad they leave a mental scar and that stays there forever.
why it’s called a moon burn is because because the moon shines light — every light has its way of burning whether it’s a candle, a light bulb or even the sun— when the moon shines, it’s hard to get burned because of the light.
so it’s called a moon burn because it still burned but there’s nothing physically there.
by @tjisn‘tmyname September 8, 2023
Get the moon burnmug. Opendoor will moon today from $6 to $82!!! Trust me bro!!! Diamond hands LFG to the MOON 🚀💎📈🚀🚀💎💎💎🚀🚀🚀
by A dying goat September 16, 2025
Get the Moonmug. moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.
by ProfessionalMoon-Gooner January 13, 2024
Get the moon gooningmug. moon, I think she is the most beautiful girl I have met in my life, full of life and energy, always ready to go out and have fun and cheer you up, her smile and laugh will make you smile too, she is special, her eyes full of make-up are gorgeous but she has the look of a person who knows what she wants and is sure of herself and loves to smoke blue chesterfields, despite being a chimney I love her with all my little heart <3
Sid:hiii Moon <33
Moon: YOU HAVE MONEY, I HAVE TO BUY MY CIGARETTES
(joke is much better than that she is)
Moon: YOU HAVE MONEY, I HAVE TO BUY MY CIGARETTES
(joke is much better than that she is)
by Sid :( November 22, 2021
Get the Moon <3mug.