Crum Snake

A person notoriouslly known to only come around to crash smoke sessions. Also, attempts to incuspiculously steal part of the bowl during session in a pretentious way.

Don't be loud about our session the Crum Snake as lurking around and I don't want him in on it, plus I've seen him pour the bowl onto his watch.

by JustDontGiveAF October 26, 2009

Snake swallow

The act of a girl putting one's testicles in their mouth then proceeding to to suck them down in to their throat for ultimate suction pleasure.

Dude, i think im in love!
Really?
Yeah, this girl can snake swallow!

by FratDaddy22 December 4, 2010

Rack Snake

An exceptionally large penis, this term is used when a man wants to have sex with large breasts. Often used to describe the activities that are about to unfold when communicating with a lady.

Oh heavens Betty. Your breasts are fantastic, and I would love for my Rack Snake to check them out!

by FireBritches October 15, 2010

snake rock

when the bottom of your penis sticks to your ballsack usually due to sweat

I'm so tired of separating my snake rock i think i might just tuck it in my elastic waistband

by del inferno June 9, 2011

as a snake

Can be used when you lack a better simile.

Slippery as a snakeSneaky as a snakeScary as a snakeCool as a snake

by JewSquasher97 November 14, 2010

Snake Skinned

When you use peeling skin from your partner's sun burnt ass cheek as a condom.

When Dennis went to bang Shereen he forgot his condom so he snake skinned her.

by JuggernautJay May 27, 2010

snake owned

To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased. to own someone; be owned to extreme conditions.

you are walking by a table in the cafeteria where the hottest girls in your school are sitting. you accidentally rip one really loud. you cannot blame this event on anyone else. u feel like there's a stick of butter sliding its way up ur anus rim, then u shit ur pants. trying to play it cool, u sit down next to the girls. u hear squish. you are snake owned.

by allahiah December 14, 2008