Finger Puppet

The act of placing a single finger two knuckles deep within an unsuspecting sleeping partners anus.
Lubricating aids are not used in order to ensure a tight seal.
Once the recipient of the finger wakes with a finger tightly wedged in their ass, the owner of the finger is duty bound to wiggle said buried finger and speak in a high pitched voice as one would when putting on a finger puppet show.

For 45 minutes he slowly pried her ass open to insert a finger.
When she awoke with a finger in her bum, a high pitched voice exclaimed "I'm a finger puppet and I want some cookies".

by 4Drunks December 19, 2010

Sticky-fingering

Hooking up with a guy for the sole purpose of stealing his belongings, especially things of value.

"Man, I did some hardcore sticky-fingering last night! I gave a guy a b.j. in the corner of the party and stole his cell phone, wallet, and iPod! I win!!"

by Chick with a Mission October 21, 2005

fish fingers

A derogatory euphemism for lesbians

To an obviously Lesbian woman in your way: "Hoi! Outta the road, Fish Fingers!"

"Look at that pair of Fish Fingers!"

"Hey, Dean, isn't Jenny hot?"
"Not worth it, Sam; Fish Fingers."

by Willow_Billie March 11, 2008

golden finger

when you crumple your toilet paper and the layers arent right and you end up wiping your asshole with your finger. folding the toilet paper prevents this.

cmon...what more do you need?

by abbi mazz April 24, 2003

gorilla finger

This is a common slang for a human turd. Often used in conjunction with having to make ashit.

I have a gorilla finger scratching at my drawers.

by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008

Finger sex

The act of putting a condom (used or not) on your fingers as many as you please or even your whole fist and have your partner create a hole with their hand and you then insert your fingers or fist into the hole and move in out repeatedly multiple times

Me and my friend had great finger sex at the back of the church

by Im great at english July 10, 2016

iced-finger

an iced-finger is a finger that has sperm all over it

he just gave a iced-finger

by levi ackerman April 12, 2016