Finger Puppet

The act of placing a single finger two knuckles deep within an unsuspecting sleeping partners anus.
Lubricating aids are not used in order to ensure a tight seal.
Once the recipient of the finger wakes with a finger tightly wedged in their ass, the owner of the finger is duty bound to wiggle said buried finger and speak in a high pitched voice as one would when putting on a finger puppet show.

For 45 minutes he slowly pried her ass open to insert a finger.
When she awoke with a finger in her bum, a high pitched voice exclaimed "I'm a finger puppet and I want some cookies".

by 4Drunks December 18, 2010

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Sticky-fingering

Hooking up with a guy for the sole purpose of stealing his belongings, especially things of value.

"Man, I did some hardcore sticky-fingering last night! I gave a guy a b.j. in the corner of the party and stole his cell phone, wallet, and iPod! I win!!"

by Chick with a Mission October 20, 2005

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The finger test

The act of sticking 2 fingers in a womens vagina and pulling them out to smell. If it smells dirty your dick dont care shove it in. if it smells clean go ahead and eat it(:

1.) The first time you go down on a girl.
2.) Going down on someone's mom.
3.) going down on any girl over the age of 25. "The finger test"

by Hailoveyou. January 08, 2012

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fish fingers

A derogatory euphemism for lesbians

To an obviously Lesbian woman in your way: "Hoi! Outta the road, Fish Fingers!"

"Look at that pair of Fish Fingers!"

"Hey, Dean, isn't Jenny hot?"
"Not worth it, Sam; Fish Fingers."

by Willow_Billie March 11, 2008

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golden finger

when you crumple your toilet paper and the layers arent right and you end up wiping your asshole with your finger. folding the toilet paper prevents this.

cmon...what more do you need?

by abbi mazz April 25, 2003

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